razzledazzlewaffle:

me as a kid:
oooh when I grow up I’m gonna be really pretty and have an awesome personality and everyone’s gonna love me and the boys are gonna notice me and chase after me and I’ll break their sorry little hearts


me now: 

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Poseidon + Squat MAX

Did 260 squats in 5 minutes!

Venus

13:23

I’m 1 &1/2 minute faster than last time! Fyeah. Can’t get up from tze floor now though.

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being an idiot.

(Source: prince-of-activities)

the-shrinkingviolet:

justletusrun:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • don’t fall in

I always say “stay safe” or “don’t fall in.”

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*